To Blog is to Whine?

So I mentioned at dinner tonight that I started a blog this week. Mom looks at me suspiciously and asks "What for?" Evidently, she seems to be under the impression that the definition of Blog is "To whine".

So I told her I started a blog to bitch about my horrible mother. And of course I shall, indeed, expound on her innumerable maternal inadequacies when I... umm... think of em.

But right now, it's laptime for Ms. Pukesalot since I've abandoned her ALL night.

G'night. :)