Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Waterson

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Death Psychic

So I came across this thanks to an odd friend of mine... who most probably picked it up from even odder friends of his...

Check it out... find out how YOU'RE gonna die: The Death Psychic

Evidently, my rather inopportune demise is as follows:

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

Ew.

It's almost pertinent, though... my head DOES frequently feel like it's in a vice.

3 comments:

Beth said...

Chica, I'm not so sure I wanna check this out. Okay, okay, I will.

While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.

Ivy said...

Okay... that's even grosser than mine!

Ivy said...

Ooh! I like the next one better... I plugged in my full name instead of my nick name:

"You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop."

I probly like it cuz I get to beat an egomaniac at chess. *grin*