So imagine my surprise this past weekend when I walked into my living room to witness a small snake hightailin across my carpet in true sinuous fashion. At first I thought he was a rather large worm... and then I thought he was a rather fast large worm. At that point I decided he probably wasn't a worm, but by time I got close enough to check, he was already under the sofa.
Of course, this was not MY preferred destination for the li'l creature, but the good news is: he was fast enough to slip right past the nose of my sleeping cat... which, I imagine, was why he was bookin it. Actually, he probly would have been perfectly safe had she been wide awake, since she's a big fat fraidy cat and normally spends at least 5 minutes analyzing something before cautiously approaching it. But he had no reason to know that.
Of course, the cat didn't stay asleep long once I started the commotion of partially pullin out the sofa, extending the recliners on each end of the sofa, grabbing and emptying the bathroom trashcan (the closest one around that was solid, rather than wicker with great big holes), and running to find a flashlight and a yardstick.
As it turned out, he wasn't all that difficult to corral. Once I found him, of course. But then, all I had to do was nudge him along with the yard stick, and direct him towards the trash can laid on it's side, and he slid right in. Then I had to take a few pictures (which I will post as soon as I get organized), then escorted him out back, where there's a great big mess cuz of the construction back there, anyway. He happily lost himself in the grass, and I asked him kindly not to come back to the house because co-habitation was not an option.
I looked him up this morning, and I don't think the li'l dood was poisonous. He was dark, with a little orange band around his neck, and a thin sliver of orange at his tail... and that seems to best match the description of this guy: Prairie Ring-Necked Snake. Still... I'm sure all parties involved are much happier with him outside.
So amway, that was my excitement for the weekend.
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